parking enforcement ticket man!
i was shopping in Buxton and i noticed i was a couple of minutes over my allotted time and as i walked toward my car the traffic warden Nazi bastard was writing a ticket for me and my car Mohammed and i stepped up and chose to simply nonchalantly stroll past him, got in my car and drove with a firm V that Harvey Smith would have been proud of! i felt awesome as he looked on despondently!
(robbbbbbbb, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 23:29, 16 replies)

as i understand it
the old ' i've started writitng the ticket' is nonsense, they musy have written it and properly posted it on your windscreen for it to be valid.

the car must still be illegaly parked when the ticket is delivered is the point
( alistair, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 0:00, closed)

Honda?

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 2:36, closed)

He'll have got your number.
Expect your ticket in the post.
And he's also got the option of reporting you for attempting to interfere with his work as a public servant and abusive and violent behaviour. Which will be another fine.
Tough shit retard.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Jun 2010, 3:48, closed)

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It's true they no longer have to actually stick the ticket on the screen, but 'interfering with his work as a public servant'? Lol. Where'd you get your law degree? Poundsaver?
( Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:32, closed)

It's been used to charge kids throwing stones at fire-engines and ambulances.
Where did you get yours?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:04, closed)

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Is that under the public order act - Which section is it exactly?
( Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:07, closed)

22b in the Poundstretcher edition.
Tell me, which part of his story do you actually believe?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:12, closed)

That's actually the Emergency Workers (Obstruction) Act 2006 (http://www.opsi.gov.uk/acts/acts2006/ukpga_20060039_en_1), so it's different :)
(brainiacghost, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:57, closed)

tough shit retard? good one
it was over a year ago so the whole tension of will it wont it arrive in the post is killing me i can barely sleep at night!
what can i do!
(robbbbbbbb, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:43, closed)

Well, you could stop lying on the internet for a start.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:02, closed)

.
Coincidentally, just saw another thread where Johnny Cochrane here is telling someone photocopying a passport is forgery.

He's gotta be 12 years old, tops.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:02, closed)

Awww, I'm being insulted by an autism.
How sweet.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:06, closed)

dont worry fella if you don't believe me you can read through the rest of the threads and complain about them being falsified! thats what a grown up would do! your not a traffic warden by any chance are ya? you seem quite bitter
(robbbbbbbb, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:22, closed)

Pffffft.
Yeah, everyone knows that QOTWers aren't socially inept wankers trying to impress other socially inept wankers on the internet. Oh, wait.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:26, closed)

you're not very funny.

(waxdart hello., Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:28, closed)

oh dear.
Profile for stuj:

a member for 4 years, 11 months and 7 days
has posted 40 stories and 173 replies on question of the week

it would appear you have just described yourself?
(MissFlee tried again on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:30, closed)