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Smudge the Demon asks: Have your kids - or anyone else's - come out with something that provoked extreme laughter, embarrassment, fear or outrage? Tell us your little darlings' memorable sayings. It's like Take a Break's letters page, only with more swearing

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 May 2013, 15:28)
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Sad story
It might sound like something you only hear in the movies, but I only discovered I was a father at a fairly advanced age and when the kids were at an age when they should have known better-but I digress.
I'd reached a point in my life where after one or two run-ins with competitors that almost left me disabled, I'd fought back, found a good job with a boss I could work with, and built up a seriously rich business empire. However, just as we were about to complete the biggest deal in our history, out of the blue came the shocking news of my youthful indiscretion.
In an attempt to make amends for my abandonment, I offered the kid a senior position, but he turned me down flat, then something something forest moon of Endor.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 25 May 2013, 21:41, 14 replies)
Space 1999?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 25 May 2013, 21:52, closed)
No, Star Trek.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 25 May 2013, 21:53, closed)
Deep Space Nine?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 25 May 2013, 23:58, closed)
Not ANOTHER Harry Potter post.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 May 2013, 21:55, closed)
GET TO DE CHOPPA!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 25 May 2013, 22:04, closed)
Man, I loved Avatar.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 May 2013, 22:12, closed)
Blake's 7!

(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sun 26 May 2013, 0:30, closed)
You're all idiots..
Fireball XL5.
(Docofair, Sun 26 May 2013, 2:25, closed)
Fraggle Rock
Innit.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 26 May 2013, 2:50, closed)
Star Chaser: The Legend of the Orin?

(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Sun 26 May 2013, 9:54, closed)
Buck Rogers was shit and you're a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 26 May 2013, 10:51, closed)
I fucking love "Big Trouble in Little China"
Just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 27 May 2013, 16:53, closed)
These Babylon 5 references are getting really tiring

(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Tue 28 May 2013, 2:03, closed)

You gotta love Starfleet
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:25, closed)

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