I said this earlier today -
"Yet you guys throw all sorts of stuff at me about my marriage, how my wife looks and really inappropriate stuff about my daughter.
Here I am, mostly happily married for 15 odd years, a fairly well adjusted, smart and active kid, financially secure no matter what I chose to do.
Cheers"

And Rory chose to post this -
thats what your fat retarded kid said when she was sucking me off for a bag of haribo.
I really need to get some standards at some point
I've done /mailus
Anyone else who feels like getting rory/Fu Manchu/ what-ever-other-name's he's chosen getting their comeuppance now's your chance.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 May 2013, 12:57, 38 replies)

inb4
oh. Anything you sad cunts have to say that is negative.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 May 2013, 13:03, closed)

You don't half complain an awful lot.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:06, closed)

Chin.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 May 2013, 13:08, closed)

I love how you always give the response your detractors want and expect. Also, this isn't a story based on the topic, now, is it?
( cs1ca, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:11, closed)

Occasionally I digress.
In my defense I have actually posted a few stories his week tho.

Happy to know that you are noticing.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 May 2013, 13:16, closed)

So, if you post more than four replies you get to turn the anecdote board into your own private whingefest?
( cs1ca, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:57, closed)

Is this on topic?
If not take it to offtopic.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:23, closed)

I've done it for you
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1977255
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:25, closed)

You're not jealous of Plopflake receiving all the attention this week, are you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:14, closed)

Silly rofy, this weeks question is "Kids say the shittiest things" NOT "Please banhammer Rory".

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 29 May 2013, 13:14, closed)

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 May 2013, 13:21, closed)

Just saying.
I mean you could always go to QOTW suggestions and suggest "Please banhammer Rory, tell us how YOU want Rory banhammered" as a subject, but I don't think it'd get many votes. He's alright is Rory.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 29 May 2013, 13:44, closed)

I've suggested it for you now Rofy.
Because I'm LOVELY like that.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 29 May 2013, 15:27, closed)

Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW?
Then /offtopic, gentle bellend, is your friend.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:18, closed)

How's your family Monty?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 May 2013, 13:22, closed)

Great ta, how's the online search for extramarital sex going?
I should imagine the old 'photo' section causes you a few problems but hey - you managed to fuck a mongol once, chances are you could do it again, right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:27, closed)

Ummm..
yeah, that response was shithouse - see my OP.
How much online anger can you project this week?
I mean really - this question is all about parents posting what funny/weird/inappropriate things their kids have said.
Yet you seem particularly angry in most of your responses this week.
EDIT:
Do you need to talk [a psychiatric professional ] about that?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 May 2013, 13:34, closed)

No thanks Ringsy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:37, closed)

Be safe then Monty.
I'd honestly hate to hear that something bad happened to you.
Cheers.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 May 2013, 13:41, closed)

Thanks, Ringeroonie - that means a lot.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 13:48, closed)

This is going to go awfully well...

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 29 May 2013, 13:30, closed)

Ahh, another
"Pointless Poster"
Howdy.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 29 May 2013, 13:35, closed)

Well if by 'Pointless Poster' you mean "someone who doesn't clog up the board with turgid, unfunny tripe"
then I guess the cap fits.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 29 May 2013, 15:18, closed)

it's funny you have to nick other peoples stuff
to get your name and sig (I called you that)because you are so dull yourself

and I believe in another thread accused someone of having no original thoughts
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:27, closed)

don't feed the narcissistic personality disorder.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:04, closed)

in an open letter to blah blah blah snorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre
ANSWER THE QUESTION YOU TEDIOUS CUNT
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 29 May 2013, 14:35, closed)

If you wanted to make this relevent you should have mentioned the time you daughter asked you why you were showing your winky to that lady who wasn't mummy over the internet..

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 29 May 2013, 15:36, closed)

Haribo and jitler contain a lot of calories, if you want her to lose weight she should cut down on those.

( Zuowan, Wed 29 May 2013, 16:27, closed)

Why the shuddering fuck
do you keep coming back to a place you don`t like, to argue with people you can't stand?
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 29 May 2013, 17:25, closed)

Pssst
personality disorder innnit
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 17:33, closed)

disorder?
more like a fucking bypass
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Wed 29 May 2013, 18:07, closed)

don't do this.
srs. don't.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 29 May 2013, 19:03, closed)

I'll be honest, I don't know you from Adam, so this is 'general'
But this whole 'put up something considered offensive' and then tell everyone that you've gone to the mods via mailus to complain about it
appears to be the b3ta equivalent of that chap putting his letter from Morrisons online earlier this week when they told him he shouldn't wear
his poppy badge, due to their company dress policy.

It's b3ta. Shit happens. Names get called and, as with juvenile pranking, some stuff is going to be hurtful. The more you acknowledge its hurting you or offensive, the more it's going to get done.

The mods have kindly put Ignore 2.0 in place. If you apply it, you need never hear from the offenders ever again, and you need
never see their online stuff again. Ignore 2.0 may be flawed, but in this case it appears fully justified, and life can go on.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 May 2013, 20:12, closed)

This is his gimmick, he posts something like this pretty much every week.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 29 May 2013, 20:20, closed)

really?
blimey. What a shit house
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 May 2013, 20:22, closed)

... people promise you CDs and then never send them...
... and then pretend they couldn't do it because they were 'having a heart attack'...

;-p
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 20:39, closed)

You!
right, I've written a post it note, just you wait!
(p.s. not a HA, still trying to find out what the hell is going on with me)
(p.p.s. For that, Shatner gets added)
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 May 2013, 20:40, closed)

ha ha!
No hurry. I kept you waiting long enough.
PS. hope they find out soon what it is.
PPS. Excellent.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 May 2013, 20:50, closed)