b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Conspiracy theory nutters » Post 508363 | Search
This is a question Conspiracy theory nutters

I keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.

Thanks to Davros' Granddad

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
Pages: Popular, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

« Go Back

I was awarded this by The Other Geoff Lebowski:


Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:55, 9 replies)
and well deserved too ;)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:03, closed)
Not heard from him for ages.
Anyway Great Architect, are you really a mason?
Hmm? Secret ruler of the world...
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:07, closed)
Yes, I am fella :)
and it really isn't as 'secretive' as some people may make out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:08, closed)
That's what you want us to believe.
With your apron and your funny handshake and your space Jew lizards.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:10, closed)
I one night standed a girlie mason once
does that mean I will never become a man of worth?
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:20, closed)
He got banned.
Then came back as "The Goat (Backup account)" until that got banned. Then he came back as "A Ghetto", then as something else. Banned, banned, banned.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:09, closed)
Aw,
bless.
*shapeshifts*
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 14:13, closed)
Why did they ban him?
I enjoyed reading his threads.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 8:59, closed)
Wahey!
There was a certain point at which that badge could've been awarded to nearly all B3tans, seeing as those threads were like a textual black hole, drawing everyone in eventually...

You and others put up a darn good fight, mind you. I just sat and watched, transfixed.
(I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 15:12, closed)

« Go Back

Pages: Popular, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1