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I keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.

Thanks to Davros' Granddad

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I'm good friends with a mason
They're really normal people. Never boring company though.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 23:06, 8 replies)
*rolls up trouser leg*
*winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 23:14, closed)
Secret handshakes
nods
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 23:17, closed)
*Firm handshakes*
*Sells mother to highest bidder*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 23:20, closed)
Why, good evening DG!
That's an impressive trouser snake you have there.......
YIKES! That's no "pleased to see you" snake - it's a lizard!

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 23:28, closed)
If you ever do happen to find them boring,
I recommend you take a tablet........
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 23:33, closed)
A good friend of mine
is a normal, quiet bloke. A nicer fellow you couldn't meet, keeps himself to himself, sometimes bump into him in the pub and have a few drinks together.

The list of rumours which I have heard and have since had confirmed to be true is growing, among them being that he is an ordained minister (he loves metal and death metal), has flirted with the vampire thing and has been, not once but twice, president of our local Mason's lodge. I even stole one of his gloves for an ad-hoc Michael Jackson impression last year.

He's a year older than me! Such an interesting and secret filled life lies behind that mild mannered facade!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 1:20, closed)
On mason funerals
I like to play 'spot the mason' during the final ode. Its funny watching people who want to remain hidden get spotted singing along
(Dr Zoidberg is going for a scuttle, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 7:47, closed)
It's nice that someone who isn't involved in masonry can describe us as 'normal' :) cheers

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