I tried that
but I didn't create a complete seal and at the point of ejaculation, it sprayed through the tiny gap and went about 4 feet into the air making a curious hissing noise in the process. A bit like that fountain that fires a single column of water that arcs over and lands at the other side.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Haha
Another potential error is squeezing too hard, the foreskin then rolls back towards you and you end up dripping twuzz out of your bell like a sad fat child coughing up marshmallows if you kicked him up the arse.
(Blunt Logic, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:43, Reply)