I putting them in the freezer
and then when I have enough, I'm going to defrost them and we're going to have a bukkake session without all the trouble of having to watch loads of other blokes wanking off.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 9 May 2011, 9:06, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

That's
just too much information.
(GingerIrishTosser isn't dead yet., Mon 9 May 2011, 9:18, Reply)

If you're married the only bukkake session you'll be able to organise
would be if it involves a bucket balanced precariously on top of a door.

With 'hilarious' consequences.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 9 May 2011, 11:33, Reply)