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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Are you fed up with door-to-door salesmen/women? Keep a small chainsaw near the front door and have it in your hands whenever you answer it. Nothing says "Fuck off, you theiving scum." like a potentially dangerous piece of equipment.
You can even get mains-powered, cheap, electric chainsaws now.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:16, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
This is dangerous advice.You should always wear protective equipment when using a chainsaw.
If the top of the saw catches on a rib, or a pelvis, it can be thrown back at you, and cut you severely.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 3:32, Reply)
also due to the noise it is best to tell your neighbours so as not to startle them(
fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:48,
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