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While washing your cucumber is a very good idea, doing it too enthusiastically when that pretty young girl from next door comes round is likely to get you into trouble.
(Smale is stuffed, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 18:56, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i prefer to let my wife wash gherkins before sex
that way she is pleasantly surprised bby the size of the enormous staff of life she is presented with
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Now you tell me....
If I'd known earlier then I wouldn't need to keep signing that register....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 19:20, Reply)

salad wanklols

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 22:09, Reply)