Pretend you have piles
by making an involuntary grunting noise whenever you sit down.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 23:27, 8 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Pretend you have piles
By stabbing a broken bottle up your arse.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 23:28, Reply)

Pretend someone else has piles
By stabbing a broken bottle up their arse.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 12:08, Reply)

sit down for a long time
then it feels like someone elses piles.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Hahaha :-)

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:43, Reply)

only one thing to say about that
one man one jar

linky thingy disgustingmedia.com/videos/5/one-man-one-jar

NSFW ever
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)

oh my fucking christ
that is both fantastically fantastic and yet strangely terrifying. Yet I couldnt turn away....... copy/pasted/e-mailed right now.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 16:38, Reply)

ohh you sick sick
sick bunny you
bet you watched it all didnt you DIDNT YOU was that what you wanted was it?
bet that got your arse twitching in sympathy
how the hell would you explain that down at the A&E
still makes me boke just thinking about it
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Yes. Yes I did
then foolishly showed it to my Mrs and now she thinks thats all I'm looking at on the internet so cheers for that.

She thinks i'm a pervert. well to be fair, she probably had an idea.....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 12:23, Reply)