Women
Treat your husband/boyfriend to the best birthday ever by rounding up all your girly mates and inviting them round to suck him off all day using some sort of 2-at-a-time rota system until quite frankly he's delirious with ecstasy and drained to the point where orgasm just produces a puff of air.

Please?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 5 Jun 2011, 23:36, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I dunno.
Some of Mrs Vagabond's mates are a bit minging.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:14, Reply)

you can
Shut your eyes.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)

as long as i can still imagine that here good looking fit and sexy who cares what they look like

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)