Make asda checkout staff think you are a stud
by buying a 10 pack of condoms, some KY jelly and a jar of nutella and then winking suggestively at the girl at the checkout.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 1:15, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Bad idea!
The oils in the Nutella will make the condom pop.
Marmite is fine though.
(speedevil, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 2:30, Reply)

marmite is fun though
yup its like anal sex you either love it or hate it
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:09, Reply)

...and then you'll end up with a Nutella jar full of spunk...

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:06, Reply)

I thought the trick was to go through with
condoms, strong tape, a large vegetable and some KY then, whilst it's being scanned, take a phone call where you become disappointed that someone will not be joining you that evening, turn the the till drone and ask, "So, any plans for this evening?"
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Well
NOW that is the trick..... Ta.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 22:47, Reply)