Learn to touch type
It will pay dividends in the long term
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:10, 10 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You are a secretary
AICMFP.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Oh no I'm not
but I do type a lot, and it saves me lots of time compared with my colleagues who peck away with 2 fingers.
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Whatever, Deidre, now - can you get me a cup of tea, please?
And I'll be needing my afternoon blow-job when you've done that.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Honestly
you managers are all the same
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)

I am typing this
Under the blankets, on a nice electric blanket.
Touch typing is wonderful.
(speedevil, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)

is touch typing similar touch wanking ?
if it is then i as i am a utteruber master at touch wanking i could maybe transfer my skills to touch typing


but may have to wipe my fingers first though
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Sort of.
But if you can reach 60WPM, there is a market for your skills in japan, as you'd vastly reduce the casting costs of certain productions with your productions.
(speedevil, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:01, Reply)

this is true
Get a split keyboard and it forces you to type properly.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 18:27, Reply)

so a split vagina will make me shag properly as well ?
where enlightened one can i find one of these marvelous contrivances ?
i have tried the all the usual places like pubs and street corners
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Not really.
But my wrists do suffer less from my looking-at-the-keyboard typing.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 19:42, Reply)