City folk in the country.
If you really want to 'blend in' like a local, don't wear pristine flat caps, Barbour jackets and immaculate Hunter wellies. It makes you look like the utter cunt that you are.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:29, 7 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Who the fuck would want to blend in with the locals?
Poor, inbreeding scum, all of them. It's a way of being able to identify proper people.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:44, Reply)

It's the folk that go on holiday and try to not look like a tourist.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 9:53, Reply)

When on the continent, I am never seen without my black umbrella, with which to communicate with Johnny.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I like to gesture with a pipe
and jab at them in the chest to get my point across.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)

That's what the umbrella's for.
"NOW LISTEN HERE! I WANT KEDGEREE, Y'HEAR?! KEDGEREE, MAN! KEDGEREE!"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:51, Reply)

And don't drive
a Land Rover less than 30 years old. A proper Land Rover that has a hook to hang a shovel from.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Quite
it also needs mud and dents.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:19, Reply)

dont forget to grow an extra finger or toe to make sure you blend in

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:51, Reply)