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(, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Overcome your financial troubles by becoming a menswear store, but retaining your female staff, with their excellent buttocks. If I was shopping for pants and I had the choice of being served by the rat-faced Darrens in Burtons, the surly Lynx-drenched dimbos in Topman or the perfectly-formed godesses in your store, you'd certainly get my money (as well as several hours of my 'browsing time', and only the occassional unsavoury changing-room 'discovery').
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 15:00, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I shall investigate sightings of nice women in shops. All mine look like swamp hogs.
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)
There is also La Senza lingerie shop. If they started selling bloke's pants, then that would be where I'd shop
(, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:31, Reply)
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