Let people know exactly what you're up to
by blogging about it on Twitter.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:35, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I am...
...still doing a massive poo.
(iamdoingapooasisignup, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:47, Reply)

My child has just been sick everywhere.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)

No he/she hasn't
there is no sign of it in my kitchen, ergo your claim that your child has been sick everywhere is erroneous.

I also doubt there will any of your child's sick on the moon
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)

^What she said^
I bet your child hasn't just been sick next to my desk at work.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)