On account of your...
pithy request I am happy to allow you to borrow these:

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1 penny each. Supply is limited.

If you need more do, please, feel free to ask me. Needless to say in the event of the current loan being extended I would need to renegotiate it but we shall cross that bridge when we come to it.
(iamdoingapooasisignup, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 19:05, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

does being greek in any way hinder the furtherance of the loaned punctuation and if so, i may default on it and then let the creditors cry for what is owed to them

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 19:15, Reply)

If you do default
Simply cut out all the punctuation from the nice 'demand for payment' notices and return them to your creditors as payment.

If you deliberately short-change your creditors, they will write to you again and you may actually end up having lots of punctuation left over after you have finally settled your debt.
(GingerIrishTosser isn't dead yet., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Like any self-respecting...
money lender I will appropriate your assets in the event of non-repayment of any loan. In this case I will relieve you of entire words.

You have been warned.
(iamdoingapooasisignup, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:33, Reply)