Pretend you are Jo Brand
by making jokes about how you are fat, unattractive and look like a lesbian.

Oh... and periods.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 10:36, 7 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I like Jo Brand.
Getting On was ace.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 11:22, Reply)

sadly yes
that was quite good but am refering to her stand up 'comedy' routine
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:54, Reply)

She is better
on the likes of QI
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)

getting on was ace says vagabond
with regard to jo brand
i found however that getting off her overstuffed marshmallow inflated body was even more difficult than getting a stiffy at the sight of waynetta slob in her undies
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

meh
Ive fucked worse....


repeatedly, whilst deep down knowing i shouldnt
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:08, Reply)

you bad bad man






did you leave a chocolate button in her arse crack ? for her to find later?
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)

So she awakes thinking she had soiled herself?
You betcha I did.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 13:55, Reply)