Suggestion Boxes at work
post inane and obscure suggestions such as "needs more dog", "more Rubenesque staff please", "any chance of an imposition of Martial Law?" and "can we find someone, somewhere, who can put Top Deck in the vending machine?" anonymously to irk HR Managers...
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Sun 24 Jul 2011, 2:16, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

/\ needs more spelling and cuntuation mistakes also needs more tits and fwapability /\

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I did this
My favourite was to write on a huge piece of paper stuffed into the slot of the suggestion box 'Get a bigger suggestion box'.
(Smale is stuffed, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)

If they had one where I work it woud have a proximity sensor linked to CCTV.

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:55, Reply)

The canteen at work opened a suggestion box
it was a quiet day in the office so I wrote them a long letter full of wishful thinking and hope.
Surprisingly, nearly every wish was granted - mango chutney on the coronation chicken, lea and perrins on the tuna salad, even better quality bacon for the BLTs.
I used to boast about this accomplishment around the office, but now I keep schtum because of all the people who think I ruined their sandwiches.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)