Awesome, I'll try that!
Someone in my house (not sure who, no-one ever owns up) has a habit of going for a dump once a week, a practice which inevitably leaves the u-bend blocked with a chod the size of a Smart car. I kid you not, they're so big we have to phone Anglian Water before flushing, just to warn them it's on its way. A few kettles-worth of boiling water usually gets things moving again, but for more severe Richards we have to employ the Poo-horn (a term coined from Viz's excellent Profanisaurus). This is simply an unwound wire coat-hanger which, when thrust down the pan and manoeuvred correctly, can slice and dice the stubbornest of Earthas into small, flushable pieces. The poo-horn is than returned to the shed, ready for its next emergency.

When retrieving the poo-horn, the trick of course is to remember which is the business end.
(costas, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:20, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

OMG i havent laughed so hard in ages!!!!
Epic response!!!
(Boom- Clicks on NSFW links at work., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 23:29, Reply)