genuine top tip alert!!
If you have a blocked toilet, and plunging/boiling water/caustic soda doesnt work. Tie a carrier bag round a mop and use that as a plunger, been pissing around all day, just been told that and worked in 2 seconds of watery pooo goodness.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 18:22, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

mmm watery poooo goodness
like bisto gravy granules but with less shit in it
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:10, Reply)

^ this
is what I do. Not like I block the toilet often.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 11:39, Reply)

What?
bisto?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Awesome, I'll try that!
Someone in my house (not sure who, no-one ever owns up) has a habit of going for a dump once a week, a practice which inevitably leaves the u-bend blocked with a chod the size of a Smart car. I kid you not, they're so big we have to phone Anglian Water before flushing, just to warn them it's on its way. A few kettles-worth of boiling water usually gets things moving again, but for more severe Richards we have to employ the Poo-horn (a term coined from Viz's excellent Profanisaurus). This is simply an unwound wire coat-hanger which, when thrust down the pan and manoeuvred correctly, can slice and dice the stubbornest of Earthas into small, flushable pieces. The poo-horn is than returned to the shed, ready for its next emergency.

When retrieving the poo-horn, the trick of course is to remember which is the business end.
(costas, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:20, Reply)

OMG i havent laughed so hard in ages!!!!
Epic response!!!
(Boom- Clicks on NSFW links at work., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 23:29, Reply)