OLD PEOPLE
Save time in conversation by buying an 'I am 83' birthday badge from your local greetings card shop, adding the words '"y'know" in magic marker underneath and pointing at it regularly.
(DubstepBetty Down wiv der kids since 1972, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 2:39, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

This made me laugh
A while ago I was accosted in the supermaket my an old guy who was looking for a particular brand of beans, but basically just wanted to talk to someone. He told me how he lived in Spain, but came over twice a year to buy stuff for him and his friends that you just can't get over there. He rounded it off with "I'm 75 and I still travel around regularly".
I managed to make my excuses to continue with my shopping, turned around, only to be confronted by a sour old woman. She wouldn't let me pass, then said in a rather annoyed tone "75? I'm 83!" as if he'd offended her in some way.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 8:47, Reply)