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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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An orange with about 30 fresh cloves pushed into the skin, tied to a length of christmas ribbonMakes an ideal festive mace to attack red suited intruders entering your property over the holiday period.
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Now there's an untapped market opportunityHome decorations which double as weapons in an emergency
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Bindun on that design program by that girl that was afraid of the dark, innit.She designed a lamp that, er ... turned into a baton.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:17,
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but how would i stand legaly if sayi way bludgeoning said attacker and piece of clove came out and accidentally poked him in the eye?
would that be assault?
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 19:12,
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I used to get forced to make those in school every year, but they never told us what they were for(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:04, Reply)
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