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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Been arrested?Put the coppers into check by informing them that, as a taxpayer, you pay their wages.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 13:42,
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then knock their hat offbecause as we all know, they legally cant arrest you without their hat on.....
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Also claim that by arresting you they're violating your human rights. They love that.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 23:16,
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They'll be impressedbecause they will have never heard that before.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 8 Jun 2012, 15:24,
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