Party Poppers.
1, Carefully remove cardboard end
2, Remove all the stringy nice bits
3, Replace with tomato ketchup or you own choice of kitchen/bathroom delights.
4, Replace cardboard end
5, Complete this on an entire box, and let loose on unsuspecting partygoers
(spaceswitch is gonna gay ya, on, Sat 24 May 2008, 14:59, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Been
Doing this for years.

Normally at company do's.

Shrimps are good. Egg mayonnaise is ace and might teach them not to be such cheapskates.
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 26 May 2008, 13:18, Reply)

Tame
Human shit is better.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 27 May 2008, 9:32, Reply)

^^^
BAg-lady's period is better, but difficult to find.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 18:22, Reply)