Another problem. What if you're standing in the middle of a shared urinal? Won't shaking it side to side risk spraying wee on other fine gentlemen's willies?
(theteddybearofhate, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:16, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

In this situation you should turn 90 degrees to your right. You should then warn anyone who had previously been standing behind you by crying URINE AHOY prior to shaking.

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 18:15, Reply)

Ok I'll do that then. No actually what I'll do is put my penis into a plastic bag before shaking so it'll capture all the droplets of pee then empty the plastic bag afterwards.
(theteddybearofhate, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 0:40, Reply)

Someone needs to invent some sort of automatic penis shaker. Maybe it could be like that dyson hand dryer and you slowly dangle your penis in and out of it until it's dry.

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 23:51, Reply)

Or we could just use a bit of toilet paper?
Blott the fuck out of it.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)