Gentlemen, when shaking your penis after passing urine use a side to side rather than an up and down motion to avoid getting urine on your shirt and possibly face.
Depending on how well endowed / vigorous you are.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:44, 9 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

And what if you happen to be a gentleman who likes to get urine sprayed on his face? I think such a gentleman would not appreciate your tip as a top one. In fact I probably think he'd say

"Sir that is not a top tip, in fact I do believe it to be true that such a tip that denies a gentleman the warm splash of salty yellow delight upon his face is no other than a damnably unfine tip"
(theteddybearofhate, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:37, Reply)

Shirley
more than a shake is a wank?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 22:57, Reply)

Best of all the danger-wanks.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:06, Reply)

I shall pass this on to my penis shaker.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Another problem. What if you're standing in the middle of a shared urinal? Won't shaking it side to side risk spraying wee on other fine gentlemen's willies?
(theteddybearofhate, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:16, Reply)

In this situation you should turn 90 degrees to your right. You should then warn anyone who had previously been standing behind you by crying URINE AHOY prior to shaking.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 18:15, Reply)

Ok I'll do that then. No actually what I'll do is put my penis into a plastic bag before shaking so it'll capture all the droplets of pee then empty the plastic bag afterwards.
(theteddybearofhate, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 0:40, Reply)

Someone needs to invent some sort of automatic penis shaker. Maybe it could be like that dyson hand dryer and you slowly dangle your penis in and out of it until it's dry.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 23:51, Reply)

Or we could just use a bit of toilet paper?
Blott the fuck out of it.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)