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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
Got your wife or girlfriend pregnant in order to avoid queuing but no longer require her to be pregnant?
Push her down the stairs. Bang!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 18 May 2013, 12:40,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Or just crumble the morning after pill in her morning coffee.
No need to let her, or anyone else, know what you did.
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Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 18 May 2013, 23:17,
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Got your wife or girlfriend pregnant in order to avoid queuing but no longer require her to be pregnant? Want to go to prison for a very long time for killing your wife?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 19 May 2013, 23:08,
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