Can't be arsed to address climate change?
Simply hold a never-ending series of annual meetings and summits where you refuse to commit to anything, all the while stroking your chins and agreeing that Yes, Something Really Should Be Done. You'll be dead by the time this comes to a head and it's only your kids who'll have to clean it all up, fuck 'em.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 22:34, 6 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

There's a better alternative:
1) Invent something relatively cheap to manufacture that, in theory, could save some people some energy when used with lots of planning.
2) Sell to energy companies for "Carbon Credits".
3) Trade in the credits for money.
4) Profit!
...
5) Actually contribute to pollution and energy use by making something pointless.
6) still don't actually plan for how to use less energy or deal with the inevitable pollution we're causing.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 23:30, Reply)

I don't got any kids.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 9:52, Reply)

There's always eBay

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Just because you want to leave a better planet for your children.
Doesn't mean you shouldn't focus on leaving better children for the planet.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:12, Reply)

That's all very well but
they're useless when there's no wind.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:20, Reply)

That's kites, not kids.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:17, Reply)