A banana covered in strawberry sauce and put between two slices of tofu makes an ideal "sausage sandwich" for vegetarians.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 9:12, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Do you have something against tastebuds,
or just vegetarians?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 9:30, Reply)

Just vegetarians.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Quite right.
It was them that farted.
(username failed moderation, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:50, Reply)

I saw a wonderful statistic on some website
about how if the world population all went veggie the fart gas would far exceed the emissions from the cows necessary if the whole world ate beef. Totally legit, not made up in the slightest.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 19:07, Reply)

I conclude Vagabond must have been dumped by a hot veggie girlfriend once
What else can explain this obsessive bitterness?
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 19:32, Reply)