Feel free to make a Pizza Oven in the
[very little] spare time you have and fantasize about visits abroad with your non-existent wife and children.

It might also be a good idea to have a few sock puppet accounts handy in case you can't express all of your internet vitriol via one account in the 18 odd hours per day you spend on said forum.
(snigglywiggly, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 7:57, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

If we were playing
dork bingo, that post would win someone a toaster.
(username failed moderation, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 10:33, Reply)

3000 posts
in 10 years does not work out at 18 hours a day. Pizza oven? Lost me a bit there. Are you perhaps confusing me with someone else? Wife/Children - I don't think revealing personal details is particularly relevant. Sock puppet account and vitriol - feel free to read through my posting history - you may even find that I've been sympathetic to your ramblings, and I really could not be arsed having more than one account - feel free to get the mods to check.
EDIT. If you thought the post was aimed at you, you have one hell of a persecution complex, it's more directed at the shit-flingers that greet a large amount of stories, not just yours, with derision and insult.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:01, Reply)

You can see why most people think that he's a cunt now.

( Muns, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 13:55, Reply)

Not so much as a cunt, but
lost, perhaps misguided.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:55, Reply)

Psst! He's not referring to you.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 16:54, Reply)

Who the bastarding hell
was he replying to? Or was it just another Bobbyrant aimed at all and sundry?
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 20:39, Reply)

The pizza oven is the clue.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 13 Jul 2014, 20:04, Reply)