Cash machine queues
If you want to really annoy the people in the queue behind you, make sure that you act like you have never seen a fucking cash machine before. Do it in Dalston.
Then do about 10 transactions. Really slowly. And keep making mistakes. Make sure you get a useless receipt for everything. Then take 5 minutes putting everything back on your pockets. Then do a sort of half-turn, keeping your eyes on the machine for about 20 seconds as if it was an alien. Then fuck off.
(tonyhrx, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 18:00, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Dalston near Carlisle,
Or Dalston in London??
(Sir Clitherington Smythe offers him yourself., Tue 23 Sep 2008, 14:17, Reply)

This works well
in Hounslow, too.

Especially when you appear to make no transactions whatsoever, then leave your kids behind to fuck about with the machine after you've finished.
( Moey, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:59, Reply)

Even better, do all of the above when it's absolutely pissing it down.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:11, Reply)