Sexual Experimenters
Thinking of putting mars bar in your partners vagina and eating it out?

Put a towel or something down first, it melts and makes a mess of the bed clothes.
( Peej, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:16, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

and make sure
she rinses herself out, otherwise it looks like she's messed her knickers.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Try boiled eggs.
Less messy.

Do not attempt this with Scotch eggs.

It takes forever to find all the crumbs.
( MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:02, Reply)

but, but,
wouldnt her fadge smell of egg?

sort of like getting a boff in your face whilst your down there.

not nice.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:25, Reply)