Red Nose Day.
Next year when Comic Relief is on, record it instead of watching it live.

Three benefits that I can see:

1. As it is a recording you will not feel the need to call in and donate.
2. You can fast forward/delete all the begging and depressing footage of starving kids, malaria stricken mothers and such like.
3. You can fast forward/delete all the desperately unfunny shite that is fobbed off as comedy.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:04, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

even better tip
is to not watch it


nor record it

diseased, begging cunts

...and thats just the 'performers'
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Its bi-yearly
So you wont even have to bother worrying about it
(i should have joined myspace, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:02, Reply)

Go on youtube
and see if any funny bits have been uploaded.

Discover that none have, watch that Gervais clip again, done.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 10:40, Reply)