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Make your neighbours
think you've just started work at an ageing nuclear facility by using Veet (or other depilatory cream) to progressively remove your hair over the course of a week, giving yourself a nosebleed by the Thursday and having a couple of teeth extracted before leaving the house on Friday.
Also, soak your clothes in luminious paint every morning for that freshly irradiated look.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:08, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
think you've just started work at an ageing nuclear facility by using Veet (or other depilatory cream) to progressively remove your hair over the course of a week, giving yourself a nosebleed by the Thursday and having a couple of teeth extracted before leaving the house on Friday.
Also, soak your clothes in luminious paint every morning for that freshly irradiated look.
( , Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:08, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Alternatively,
just grow up in Hull and eat lashings of patty and chips so you get scurvy.
*oh fuck, I still have patty and chips on the brain*
( , Wed 22 Jul 2009, 7:58, Reply)
just grow up in Hull and eat lashings of patty and chips so you get scurvy.
*oh fuck, I still have patty and chips on the brain*
( , Wed 22 Jul 2009, 7:58, Reply)
excuse me for my ignorance
but isn't scurvy caused by lack of vitamin c? And doesn't the humble potato have loads of vitamin c?
so in conclusion: subsisting on lashings of chips and patty would not result in scurvy.
( , Sun 26 Jul 2009, 5:02, Reply)
but isn't scurvy caused by lack of vitamin c? And doesn't the humble potato have loads of vitamin c?
so in conclusion: subsisting on lashings of chips and patty would not result in scurvy.
( , Sun 26 Jul 2009, 5:02, Reply)
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