Got one of those suitcases on wheels?
Don't stop right at the top of the escalator while you faff about with the handle, thus causing a pile up of everyone else who can't get past.

You cock.

And if your suitcase on wheels is small enough so as to be so invisible that i nearly kill myself tripping over the cunting thing when you cut across my path, it's probably light enough to carry.

You utter cock.
( spesh., Thu 3 Sep 2009, 0:09, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Yes
Pulling a handle that's five times the length of the suitcase it's attached to makes you look like a knob.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 10:39, Reply)