Don't EVER start playing GemCraft.
Seriously. It is more addictive than a heroin-laced full Irish breakfast and a gentle full-body massage by someone you're madly in love with, put together.
Oh, and it will ruin your days, weeks, months, and ultimately your life. Just DON'T.

Gotta go, next wizard level is soooo close...
(lanternchikk hat eine schwere Bohlenallergie, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 9:34, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What
is GemCraft?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 3 Sep 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Oh. Oh no. You... You utter, utter bastard...
That isn't even funny. I hope you can't sleep at night. I certainly can't any more.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 4 Sep 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Muahahaha!
Welcome to the club, theophilous thunderwolf.

Oh and Captain Cockbrush, should I google "gemcraft" for you?;)

PS: Paris Hilton doesn't have crabs - she has epic bosses!
(lanternchikk hat eine schwere Bohlenallergie, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 22:36, Reply)

but
there's only so far you can go - (Ch1 and Ch 0...)


GODDAMNIT
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 18:29, Reply)