Simple way to avoid the pedands...
Learn to use the English language properly!
(Wallilay has been bored of this shit since, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Thanks
Genius, never thought of that one. My eternal thanks and gratitude are being sent your way. Are you on the frontline in the race to cure cancer? Because with logical interpretations like that you are truly wasted in Tesco's.
(CaptainCuntyBollocks the man who can with a frying pan full of lamb, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Never start a sentence with 'because'
Also, I have to ask... in Tesco's 'what'?

I'm only kidding. The English language is there to be manipulated as you see fit! Do whatever you want with it.
( chart cat has an itch, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 17:19, Reply)

Only joking, my arse!
:)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:43, Reply)

Because I left school with some exam results, I am now fully aware that it is possible to begin a sentence with "Because".
Innit.
(ShytAtTheShop, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Truly wasted in Tesco's what?

(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Pedands?
Is that a portmanteau describing people with pedalos for hands?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:57, Reply)

Grammar and punctuation.
I feel wonderful. I shouldn't, but I do.
(Treacle Cock, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 14:43, Reply)