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(, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Reading a QOTW post that has been enjoyed by many but may contain some punctuation errors?
THEN DON'T FUCKING TELL ALL AND SUNDRY ABOUT THE ERRORS. PEDANTIC LITTLE SNIDEY CUNTS. JUST BECAUSE YOUR AN ANAL CUNT WHO PROBABLY DATE-ROTATES THEIR UNDERWEAR, PLEASE DON'T FEEL THE NEED TO VENT YOU'RE FRUSTRATIONS ON ANYONE ELSE. NOW FUCK OFF!!

Edit: It's staying in uppercase as i want to shout.
(, Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:36, 19 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
It's
YOU'RE

and DATE ROTATES should be hyphenated.

Also, it looks better if you don't write in capital letters. People may think you are shouting.

EDIT: 'i' should be capitalised though.
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 7:46, Reply)
This
*clicks*
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:52, Reply)
AN ANAL CUNT
might be a noun. For example,

Your 'An anal cunt' was an unusual biological concept.

Maybe some quotation marks could've been employed.
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:15, Reply)
That leaves us with a superfluous "who" though.
Also, unusual biological concepts have no need for underwear.
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:31, Reply)
It's a simple sequence of unfortunate typos
'AN ANAL CUNT WHO' should have been 'BANANA LOCUST WHORE'

I've drawn a picture to illustrate this in the context of the original post:


(, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 5:41, Reply)
Shopped..
I know this because I've seen loads of photoshopped tips in my time.

Grammatically correct or otherwise..
(, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:37, Reply)
The final exclamation mark
is redundant.
(, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 0:19, Reply)
Agreed
There is never a situation that calls for two exclamation marks!!
(, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 16:30, Reply)
b3ta WINS!
www.thefreedictionary.com/snidey
(, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 7:06, Reply)
You've used 'anal' twice in one sentence.
Poor form E-.
(, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 7:08, Reply)
I was
Loitering on /talk about a year ago and someone with terrible spelling couldn't even get away with saying they were dyslexic. Paste into word and shushy.
(, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 4:03, Reply)
Simple way to avoid the pedands...
Learn to use the English language properly!
(, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:40, Reply)
Thanks
Genius, never thought of that one. My eternal thanks and gratitude are being sent your way. Are you on the frontline in the race to cure cancer? Because with logical interpretations like that you are truly wasted in Tesco's.
(, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:49, Reply)
Never start a sentence with 'because'
Also, I have to ask... in Tesco's 'what'?

I'm only kidding. The English language is there to be manipulated as you see fit! Do whatever you want with it.
(, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 17:19, Reply)
Only joking, my arse!
:)
(, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 22:43, Reply)
Because I left school with some exam results, I am now fully aware that it is possible to begin a sentence with "Because".
Innit.
(, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 13:23, Reply)
Truly wasted in Tesco's what?

(, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:57, Reply)
Pedands?
Is that a portmanteau describing people with pedalos for hands?
(, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:57, Reply)
Grammar and punctuation.
I feel wonderful. I shouldn't, but I do.
(, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 14:43, Reply)

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