
Got a great tip? Share it with us. You know, stuff like "Prevent sneezing by pressing you index finger firmly between your nose and your upper lip."
( , Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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THEN DON'T FUCKING TELL ALL AND SUNDRY ABOUT THE ERRORS. PEDANTIC LITTLE SNIDEY CUNTS. JUST BECAUSE YOUR AN ANAL CUNT WHO PROBABLY DATE-ROTATES THEIR UNDERWEAR, PLEASE DON'T FEEL THE NEED TO VENT YOU'RE FRUSTRATIONS ON ANYONE ELSE. NOW FUCK OFF!!
Edit: It's staying in uppercase as i want to shout.
( , Sun 6 Sep 2009, 15:36, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

YOU'RE
and DATE ROTATES should be hyphenated.
Also, it looks better if you don't write in capital letters. People may think you are shouting.
EDIT: 'i' should be capitalised though.
( , Mon 7 Sep 2009, 7:46, Reply)

might be a noun. For example,
Your 'An anal cunt' was an unusual biological concept.
Maybe some quotation marks could've been employed.
( , Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Also, unusual biological concepts have no need for underwear.
( , Mon 7 Sep 2009, 11:31, Reply)

'AN ANAL CUNT WHO' should have been 'BANANA LOCUST WHORE'
I've drawn a picture to illustrate this in the context of the original post:

( , Tue 8 Sep 2009, 5:41, Reply)

I know this because I've seen loads of photoshopped tips in my time.
Grammatically correct or otherwise..
( , Mon 7 Sep 2009, 13:37, Reply)

There is never a situation that calls for two exclamation marks!!
( , Wed 9 Sep 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Loitering on /talk about a year ago and someone with terrible spelling couldn't even get away with saying they were dyslexic. Paste into word and shushy.
( , Thu 10 Sep 2009, 4:03, Reply)

Learn to use the English language properly!
( , Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:40, Reply)

Genius, never thought of that one. My eternal thanks and gratitude are being sent your way. Are you on the frontline in the race to cure cancer? Because with logical interpretations like that you are truly wasted in Tesco's.
( , Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Also, I have to ask... in Tesco's 'what'?
I'm only kidding. The English language is there to be manipulated as you see fit! Do whatever you want with it.
( , Thu 10 Sep 2009, 17:19, Reply)

Innit.
( , Mon 21 Sep 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Is that a portmanteau describing people with pedalos for hands?
( , Fri 11 Sep 2009, 10:57, Reply)
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