Save money on matches this November by lighting your fireworks off other fireworks.
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( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 3:43, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

But don't do it with rockets
A mate did that. Taped two rockets together and set them off. As they left the ground, we realised that only one of them had lit. The second one lit and fired just as the first one had started falling again. So the second rocket shot downwards at great speed and went through the neighbours greenhouse.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:40, Reply)

November?
What self-respecting chav has any fireworks left by the end of October?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:28, Reply)