Stolen from sickipedia, but good nevertheless
Tip for breast men: when shopping in the supermarket, miss out the first aisle so as to be going against the flow.

Arse men should follow the usual route.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:16, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

There must be a few of these
If you like plastics: go to the cosmetics aisle
Yummy mummies: nappies
Single, depressed porkers: ice cream
Geeks: computer games
Smart: magazines and puzzle books
Well-off: deli counter

Any more?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 6:15, Reply)

stupid chavs
Asda
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:44, Reply)

or netto in Blackburn!

(Kip, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Beastiality
Pet food section.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Paedophile?
Mothercare.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:58, Reply)

and milky tits.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Sadly
there's no branch of Milky Tits where I live. It sounds great.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 8:44, Reply)

I'm just off to do the shopping now.
I shall do this.
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 12:16, Reply)