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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Skid MarksFor those times you are unable to wear clean undergarments, and have that inevitable accident.
Are to embarressed for helpful people to see nasty skidmarks from your week long wearing of said undergarments.
Carry a small can of spray paint secured by duct tape in your armpit, to quickly draw & spray over said skidmarks before help arrives.
Then slip into your coma, secure in the knowledge that nobody will discover your habit of wearing nasty, skidmark stained undergarments.
(, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 20:46, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
alternativelydont bother - chances are you'll shit yourself anyway
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:46, Reply)
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