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Top tips for fishJust bought a 6-pound whole salmon for under a tenner?
Before cooking it, get some extra mileage out of it by chasing the kids around the house with it.
Recreate this scene from Monty Python
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s&feature=fvw
Once you've severed the head, put it in someone's bed and make punnage about the Codfather.
Cook and eat said fish.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 24 Nov 2009, 0:48,
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philistine!never ever sever the head from the fish before cooking. The eyes and cheeks are the best part, and leaving the head keeps the fish juice in better.
But clicks for tormenting children with fish.
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Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 6:26,
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I am the CodfatherI've got a t-shirt that says so
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RossThePiper Stretch Armstrong is my Father, Sun 31 Jan 2010, 22:26,
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