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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
End-of-Hot-Day Bell-End?
Pinch the foreskin almost shut and have a widdle. Cleans everything out and the mild smell of piss is better than a mild smell of knob-cheese.
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Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 3:01,
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latest was 14 years ago)
Ewww.
I'm all for general filthiness, but not sure about this!
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Chum Gnomesky Nom Chompsky, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:06,
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What's wrong with simply having a wash?!
Rinse it under the tap, lad.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 17:23,
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He did
but he kept getting thrown out of the staff canteen
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 20:43,
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hehe
:-)
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 11:47,
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But...
He's okay having a foreskin-pinched 'widdle' in there, instead? What is this world coming to?!
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Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 13:53,
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Results of the time-motion analysis concludes
... piss in the sink instead!
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beer knight starts when the sun is over the yardarm, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:25,
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With your lady fingers?
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 19 Dec 2009, 22:14,
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