Mouth painting artists
paint something other than mouths for a change.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 1:10, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

...or simply turn some of your paintings sideways
and add some pubes.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 8:54, Reply)

^this
made me laugh which turned into a coughing fit.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:39, Reply)

:-D
Made me think about some rubbish I heard years ago (Which I think Vagabond below has been exposed to also) about why girls wear lipstick. It's one of those theories you listen to earnestly, nodding and smiling, whilst thinking, "Why can't _I_ get paid to do this kind of mind numbing, pointless research, dammit?"
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I had to read The Monstrous Feminine at uni
Don't bother - it's awful, men-hating bollocks, but the cover is interesting:



Almost everyone I encountered or showed it to fell into one of two categories, which was divided almost exactly down the line of their gender - men: "Meh. So anyway - fancy a beer?" women: "Oh that's disgusting."

The phenomenon was really quite interesting, I thought.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:15, Reply)