...or simply turn some of your paintings sideways
and add some pubes.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 15 Jan 2010, 8:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

^this
made me laugh which turned into a coughing fit.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 11:39, Reply)

:-D
Made me think about some rubbish I heard years ago (Which I think Vagabond below has been exposed to also) about why girls wear lipstick. It's one of those theories you listen to earnestly, nodding and smiling, whilst thinking, "Why can't _I_ get paid to do this kind of mind numbing, pointless research, dammit?"
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I had to read The Monstrous Feminine at uni
Don't bother - it's awful, men-hating bollocks, but the cover is interesting:



Almost everyone I encountered or showed it to fell into one of two categories, which was divided almost exactly down the line of their gender - men: "Meh. So anyway - fancy a beer?" women: "Oh that's disgusting."

The phenomenon was really quite interesting, I thought.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 14:15, Reply)