sexy food time
ladies! getting carried away with your other half whilst in the middle of some kitchen shenanigans?

ALWAYS remember to check that if you've cut/deseeded chillies/garlic at anytime during the evening, get him to wash his bloody mitts PROPERLY before he indulges in any type of friggering activity. Those few precious seconds under the tap will spare you hours of feeling like you've just contracted the most painful bout of burning cystitis. And it will stop your vag smelling like the inside of a fridge.
(shutupyoucunt, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 9:06, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Washing with water doesn't always get rid of it!!!

Try wearing latex gloves and/or coating your hands in veggie oil - you can tell if it works or not when you go for a piss!!!!
( Vambo, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 23:29, Reply)

Please explain more fully -
is one to wear the latex gloves covered in veg oil while de-seeding chillies, or for the frigging?
The pages of my copy of 'Perversion for Beginers' are stuck together in the 'Kitchen Sexy Time' chapter.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Fisting in the Kitchen?
mmmm
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Remember!
contrary to popular belief, use COLD not hot water to wash your hands after cutting smelly stuff like fish or garlic as the heat from the water merely seals in the odor.

if that doesnt work try rubbing your hands in vinegar or salt and lemon juice. but if you do that definitely don't frig your missus with chilli garlic infused vinegary lemon juicy hands. you're not stuffing a turkey lads.
(shutupyoucunt, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Stainless steel somehow
manages to get the smell of onions of my hands. We have what looks like a bar of soap but it's a chunk of steel and we wash our hands under the tap with it.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 20:14, Reply)

one of these boyos?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 29 Jan 2010, 16:07, Reply)