People with beards:
Do not attempt to trim your beard with blunt scissors when you are drunk.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 23:35, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Scars are cool : )

( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:04, Reply)

If you like scars
I could show you mine......
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I gave my face a spring clean yesterday,
and now my lovely copper tinged beard is no more. I look fat without it, as you can see my other chin and my longish hair doesnt suit me anymore. Sad face.
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 13:18, Reply)

I agree
Use sharp scissors instead.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 24 Feb 2010, 17:46, Reply)

Don't grow a beard in the first place, hippy.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 13:23, Reply)