buttered toast
haven't got a clean knife to spread butter over your toast because you can't be arsed to do the washing up?

simples, use a tablespoon instead. it reduces the crumbs coming off the toast as you spread and it also spreads the butter more evenly across the slice (also works with normal bread).

don't have a clean spoon? then do the washing up you lazy fucker.
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 3:45, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

steady on
before washing up, give forks a try, then teaspoons, then carving knives
(8allright is praying you've got a cold, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 20:20, Reply)

I agree with the last line.
If you're in a situation where you can't be fucked to wash up a butter knife, you might as well kill yourself.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 10:14, Reply)

it works...
I tried this as I was about to have chicken soup and I like buttered bread with it... It does do everything as stated.

My washing up bowl was empty but it meant I only had a spoon to wash up (cutlery wise)...

Result....
(acerboyz, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:10, Reply)