refuse collection
Forgotten to put your bin out for collection? Simply wheel your full bin out and replace it for one of the empty bins left in the street. Remember though the window of opportunity is small as more people come to collect their bins.

This works best if the bins are unmarked with house-numbers, painted odd colours or carry any other identifying marks and preferably if you live in an area where your house is set back from the road.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:11, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

you bastard
you're the one!!
( zulu eh?, Tue 11 May 2010, 11:22, Reply)

No no no
The trick is to spread the damage amongst four or five neighbours.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 11 May 2010, 16:50, Reply)

that is brilliant

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 May 2010, 15:05, Reply)

I'm so doing this
Cheers
(Kip, Sat 15 May 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I hate you.
I truly mean that.
(Vlad the Inhaler forgot his password, Wed 26 May 2010, 20:17, Reply)